Alice Payne is a comedian, speaker and writer based in Los Angeles. Her comedy is hilarious, real and unpredictable, much like her life. Alice has an ultra rare genetic disorder that, among other things, caused her to lose half of her hearing. She's been an attorney, a Pilates instructor, a runaway bride and had a shotgun wedding. She has two children with her very handsome, very nerdy husband. Her son has autism and is a computer savant. Her daughter thinks Alice's forehead looks like Frankenstein when she smiles. Alice keeps smiling anyway.